C U Next Tuesday...
Okay, got two plastic forks here. One for you, and one for me. They're the black sturdy kind. No flimsy plastic fork, thank you. Now, the question becomes, who stabs who first?
You can go first, it's been a long day...
I guess this corkscrew wouldn't do either of you any good eh?
Does it come with wine?
Trust me, go with someone else's. You won't regret it.